johndave based on a cute picture I saw today uwu (I drew these on my phone I’m so sorry about the quality jeez)
are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
"The one day I go to the zoo,"
"And there are fucking homestucks everywhere"
no one is safe
from the mmds
caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately
whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT AND YOU RELEASE IT THIS BETTER BE SOME SORT OF JOKE AND ITS NOT FUNny
oops i dropped another
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
THIS POST MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MUSEUM EACH ONE OF THOSE FRICKS IS LIKE 15000 BELLS DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT WELL OFF THAT YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR HOUSE LOANS AND SHIT